Aaron, circa 2006, proud of his Texas heritage!
- The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
- What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys
- How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? Put up a goal post.
- What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? Old
- What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
- What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!