Lord, forgive me for looking forward to Sunday for a reason OTHER than I get to go to church and learn more about You. Amen.
You know I used to really like Guns 'N Roses. Not so much anymore though. They're a little too...mmmm, shall we say, angry? Violent? They hate God? But today I say "you go boys" and smile at them because on Sunday, guess what I get?
FREE DR. PEPPER!!!
All because Guns 'N Roses finally decided to release their 14-years-in-the-making "next" album. Can you imagine! These guys are ancient. I think skinny rockers on drugs should retire long before they don't age gracefully. Ewww.
Anyway, if you don't like Dr. Pepper, keep me in mind and send me your coupon, okay?