Well, I found something in my freezer that is making me question his motives...or...something. Check it out. Do you see it? See that blue and white box in there. Do you see what it says??? It says FISH STICKS!!!!!
Oh, the betrayal! How many times have I told him to keep the stinking fish sticks out of my kitchen? Hundreds of times at least. How many times have I had to run to the bathroom as my stomach churned at the mere smell of those horrid frozen fish sticks? Oh, the humanity! How could he use my moment of weakness to advance his fish sticks cause?