Friday, April 24, 2009

Cars Speak To Me

Driving around today I saw two things that made me laugh.

The first was a bumper sticker:

"Why am I the only one on Earth that knows how to drive?"

HA! That's a good one.

The second was advertisement on a vehicle: Exercising Paws: Exercising your dog, so you don't have to.

You've got to be kidding me. Why have a pet if you don't have time to take it out to pee. I mean really. They even have a picture of a poodle on a TREADMILL on their website. I mean REALLY PEOPLE. They will even come to your house and clean up your dog poo for a measly $8 for the first visit and $2 per pooper-scooper visit after that. I mean...REALLY PEOPLE.

But good for them. I can hardly believe you'd be successful in a business venture like that, but I may very well underestimate the amount of money that people will spend on their dogs and cats.

As for me, that's what I've got kids for: pooper scooping and dog walking. Except we don't have a dog. Because there's enough poop and hair to clean up in this house as it is.


Lawanda said...

Good one! hahaha

The businesses that DON'T fail around here surprise me! I bet that one would be good for around here. Lazy people abound... And as my mom says, " A fool and their money soon parts." WV hick inflections and all. Aren't you so happy when I post. :-p

Joanna said...

I am...tickled to death (I can't believe I just said that) when you comment. ;)