Child: Mommy, your tummy looks bigger than it used to.
Mommy: Uh, thanks.
Daddy: Hon (to child), ladies don't really like when you tell them they
look bigger, even if it's true. (Gee, thanks dear.)
Child: No, I told it to mommy! (Gee, thanks child.)
Child: Mommy, does the baby have tires?
Child: (singing "Your Love is Amazing") Yellow makes me sing... (Instead of Your love makes me sing...)